Rapid Raider Road Runner
This is a Money Rock song that features Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote. It is also the 1st & only time Road Runner was shown to talk.


NEWSBOY: Extra! Extra! Latest Wall Street prices!

ROAD RUNNER: Meep Meep! Here's a quarter. Keep the change!

(singing) You gotta be cool When you're walkin' on Wall Street Like goin' to school You learn a lot every day And this is the rule When you're walkin' on Wall Street Buy low, sell high Take a piece of the pie That's the Wall Street way

(speaking) When you use your money to make more money, that's called an investment. When you invest in a corporation, that means you own your own share of it.

(singing) The companies that manufacture things we use Like telescopes and videos and high-top shoes Are looking for investors such as me and you So we can own shares in the company too

That's called "stock." Smart investors look to buy stock in a company that's going up in value.

Here's a stock that's looking mighty good, I think Whiz Bang Cola -- that's my favorite drink Looks as if their sales are going up sky-high Better call my broker and tell him to buy

(speaking) Hello, Wile E.? This is Roady the Investor. Whiz Bang Cola's going up. Buy some stock for me!

WILE E. COYOTE: (singing) OK, Roady! Confirming your order: buy Whiz Bang Cola at eight and a quarter.

ROAD RUNNER: All right! Meep Meep!

(singing) You gotta be smart When you're walkin' on Wall Street So just for a start I check the paper each day First, I read the comics Then I check the sports And then I take a look at the market reports To see if my stock is riding low or high So I know when to sell, and I know when to buy

(speaking) Oh, oh! Here's a dime. Keep the change. Stock prices go up and down so smart investors like me buy a little at a time every month. That way, we can watch the ups and downs average out in the long run. Wile E. calls that "dollar cost averaging."

(SINGING) I don't wanna get hurt When I'm walkin' on Wall Street I could lose my shirt Not to mention my cash So I stay alert When I'm walkin' on Wall Street Buy low, sell high Take my piece of the pie

NEWSBOY: Read all about it! Latest Wall Street flash: Whiz Bang Cola is on the rise!

ROAD RUNNER: (singing) Well, I came out ahead And I'm swingin' on Wall Street And just like I said I'm learning more every day.

Man: So remember the rule When you're walkin' on Wall Street Buy low, sell high Take your piece of the pie

ROAD RUNNER: Here's a dollar. Keep the change.

Man: That's the Wall Street way